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Bad Egg

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They called him Stampy. He was born to it, and it seemed he was determined to live up to it. He pounded at the ground, forming craters and depressions in his wake. Every now and then, he stopped to let out a roar simply for the sound of it. The trees trembled. The ground quaked. The herbivores kept their distance, scattering at the sight of his large head, tiny arms, and humongous teeth.

Stampy, for his part, usually stomped after them. They were tasty, and besides, the chase was fun. Their squeals of terror, the booming cries of anguish as he tore flesh from their bones, those were the things that Stampy enjoyed most. Sometimes he would leave them like that, bodies rotting while the creature lived, and just watch.

Occasionally, a young bull, eager to prove himself, would challenge Stampy, and the older male would laugh to himself. He would decimate his competition - usually fairly literally, tearing the youngster into pieces and scattering them to the winds. He did not kid himself that he merely ensured his own survival -- Stampy was in it for the slaughter, and he was just fine with that. He was also, he was the first to admit, in it for the rutting. The swagger, the thrust, the-- no, you don't need that kind of mental picture in your head.

It was while Stampy was thus engaged that a strange thing happened. It started with a stamping, a thud-thud-thud-thud that gained steadily in volume. The trees tumbled. The ground cracked. Had any herbivores remained in sight, they would surely have scatted, and then scattered.

Stampy looked up. And then he looked up some more. Standing over him was the largest dinosaur Stampy had ever seen.

"Excuse me," it said, politely. "I'm a little lost."

Stampy told it where to go. That was his first mistake. His second mistake was to follow it up with a direct challenge. It was also, unfortunately for Stampy, his last mistake. The last thing he heard before an enormous foot splattered his skull into the ground, was a very polite, but nonetheless firm, "you should not have done that, sir".
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:D I love this: Stampy looked up. And then he looked up some more. Standing over him was the largest dinosaur Stampy had ever seen.

"Excuse me," it said, politely. "I'm a little lost."

Stampy told it where to go. That was his first mistake. His second mistake was to follow it up with a direct challenge. It was also, unfortunately for Stampy, his last mistake. The last thing he heard before an enormous foot splattered his skull into the ground, was a very polite, but nonetheless firm, "you should not have done that, sir".