FFM Challenges

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Hello everyone, and welcome to my final 2014 FFM feature journal! For this feature, I've asked everyone who completed the FFM challenges this year to share their favourite challenge piece of their own.

Congratulations to ilyilaice, joe-wright, Lissomer, SCFrankleseV13il, DamonWakes, Harlequin-Werewolf, GDeyke, (and me!), who all completed FFM and met every challenge in 2014!

  Red HotYves Charbonneau had died a few more times than most people. He'd grown accustomed to it, which was convenient because he half expected to chalk up another one tonight.
“Who was it?” he growled, slamming a lowlife lucrum demon face first onto the bar. “Who's your buyer?”
“I don't know what you mean!” whimpered the demon through broken fangs.
Yves slammed him down again. “Untruths are a bête noire of mine. I suggest you reconsider.” Gripping his victim by the throat so he couldn't look away, Yves raised his eyepatch, staring at him with an empty socket that burned like the pits of hell. He'd tried to keep a low profile since adopting a new nom de guerre, but he was cursed with a memorable face. Eyepatch or no, he had a feeling people were going to remember him. Might as well put the fear in them.
“Oh god. Oh god,” said the demon, struggling feebly to get away.
Yves broke out the most evil smile anyone had ever worn.
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It's Always Blackest Before the ThroneCurriculum Vitae
Name:
Girth Loinhammer
Previous Employment:
Dungeon Lord
Snake Cult Leader
Island Owner
General in the Legions of Shagamemnon
Starman
Reason Left Last Job:
Green, three-boobed alien women wanting to be taught the Earth-concept of love.
Special Qualities:
Has own armour (black leather with spikes).
Interviewer’s notes: This guy seems perfect!
Dearest Mother,
I realise there is no way for me to get this letter to you but I feel in need of a sympathetic ear at the moment.
Things haven’t been going too well. I thought the dungeon was the way to go in order to gain power and riches but people somehow completely misinterpreted the whips and chains. Thought it was a place offering… erotic satisfaction. It all made me terribly uncomfortable.
So I gave up and swapped genres from Fantasy to Sci-Fi. But things didn’t improve and now I appear to have ended up in Gritty Realism. I’ve managed to get a minimum w
  Welcome To The TDKS - FFM Day 30“I am definitely NOT possessed by a demon!” the teenager shouted. His parents had—quite literally—tied him down and brought him to the church.
“Yes you ARE,” the pastor replied calmly, not even batting at eye.
“Just because I like to look like a girl DOES NOT MEAN I’M POSSSESSED BY A DEMON!!” he screamed, shaking the chair he was tied to.
“On most occasions, you are correct,” the pastor said, fiddling with something. “But according to your parents, you have more than just that condemning you.” The pastor turned around, holding a vile of water.
The teen in question was a boy about seventeen. He grew his hair long, down past his shoulders. He currently wore makeup, which was the reason his parents had brought him to this place.  
Taking a deep breath, the boy braced himself for whatever came next.
“If this burns, then you’re possessed. There’s no more arguing from there.” The pastor
Welcome to London    “I’ve been thinking about what we should do with our wealth now that we’re famous,” grunted the Little Pig, “and it seems to me that the housing market would be a particularly promising investment.”
     “There’s talk of it being another bubble, but I just haven’t seen any evidence of that,” squeaked the Blind Mouse.
    “Well,” bleated the Billy Goat Gruff, “if there is a housing bubble, I suppose we’ll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.”

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Harlequin-Werewolf's avatar
Woot! Thanks for mentioning me :D 

I really need to get around to reading some more of these :P 

And congrats to everyone who completed all the challenges :la: